How To Break-up With Coffee

HOW TO

Break Up With Coffee

Same energy, less regret.

One's relationship with their morning coffee is determined by a number of things. For me, I've never been a morning person, actually the very opposite. The only thing that made waking up bearable was a strong almond cappuccino, on an empty stomach, immediately after rolling out of bed.

This worked for a couple of years, got me through uni, but then I realised it was affecting my sleep, my afternoon productivity, and my gut. I'm no scientist or wellness guru, but I can tell you what worked for me, which will hopefully work for you too.

Breaking up with coffee is no easy feat. It's addictive, constantly around, always hanging out with your friends, and usually still lingering around your ex. Worse, it's annoyingly attractive.

But there was one thing that made it an easy choice for me: coffee was never built to last, and it was never going to be as satisfying as my morning matcha. In layman's terms, coffee is that Sunday afternoon slump after a big weekend, the bad decisions creeping back in. Matcha, on the other hand, is the comfort show you always come back to (mine's Friends), or the best friend who shows up when you're battling the Sunday scaries.

The verdict was pretty clear, so I'll lay it out nice and easy for you.

Winner
Matcha
Pros
  • Contains L-theanine, no afternoon crash
  • Made at home, no machine required
  • Add flavourings if you're not fully sold, or prefer it sweeter
  • Trending for a reason
  • Won't leave you anxious
Cons
  • There are none
The ex
Coffee
Pros
  • Gives you energy, but it's quick and unsatisfying
  • Tastes pretty good
Cons
  • Exhausted by 2pm
  • Constantly needing another one
  • Requires a machine
  • Basic

So if you're thinking about making the switch from coffee to matcha, consider this your sign.

Until my next questionable idea.

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